Yes, this article is on a “fake news site” and is intended for comedic purposes…but that does not make it any less true.
If there’s a girl you’ve been trapped in the friend zone with, I want you to take 93 seconds to read this humorous article:
But how many of you have found yourself in a similar situation.
You want nothing more than to rip her clothes off and she wants nothing more than for you to be her little lap dog that will respond to her beck & call.
When she puts you in the friend zone, it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
You framed the interaction from the very beginning to be this kind of relationship when you failed to set a proper sexual frame and concealed your true intentions.
You doomed yourself when you didn’t properly escalate on her.
You didn’t make a bold move, so she made one for you. She decided to pencil you in for the role of “guy she can manipulate at will”.
Now she’s more than happy to take advantage of the situation, but don’t think that the role is likely to ever change. She would lose all the great advantages of having guys like that around as “social spare tires”.
But all of this could have been avoided!
And you know it…
You think you could go in under the radar, gain her friendship, and get in through the back door (pun intended).
How’s that working out for you?
But hey, I’m here to tell you, it’s not your fault.
You’ve been trained to do it this way.
Your mom may have told you that women want a perfect gentleman…or seen yet another sappy romantic comedy where the girl finally see’s the lovable loser friend as the perfect guy for her in the end…
But those are just fairy tales and advice based on what girls think they want…as opposed to what they actually respond to.
Anyway, you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
And the only reason you keep finding yourself trapped in the friend zone is because you are unsure how to properly sexualize and escalate your interactions with the women you absolutely crave.
It’s a good thing you’ve got your own “personal seduction mentor” going to bat for you! Keep in touch and check back for advice how to never fall into the friend zone, and if you are in one right now, how to get out!
